[This is the first post for my sideblog Ibrahim The Hater... enjoy!]
Here’s the news. I’m about 120 days away from being married. I’m excited and not very nervous at all. But that’s not what I’ve decided to write about here. Read on.
Married people are a bunch of losers and douchebags. And I hate using the word douchebag, so you can imagine what I think about married people. The interesting thing about married people is that there tend to group into a few different types of douchebaggery, and I’m going to introduce you to some of those groups today.
The Narcissistic couple - This is one that really gets on my nerves. There are people out there who think that just because they are married, they have become members of some sort of elite group. All of a sudden they know so much more than me about relationships, they feel qualified to give me advice, and they are headed towards such great things in live, while somehow me not being married yet means I’m stuck. Never mind the fact that they don’t have jobs, or have low paying jobs, are in massive amounts of debt, and haven’t gone a week without arguing, nor have they had sex in 6 months. They’re married, and I’m not. End of story. Keep Reading…
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