Ibrahim Husain

We use the theory almost every day, and yet when put into certain situations, we ignore it like it never existed;  It’s the Right-Left Theory (Or the Left-Right Theory for you Brits and Aussies).  We drive our cars on the right side of the road, to avoid chaos and promote a safe, relatively traffic free environment.  Everyone follows the rule, nobody questions it or tries to rebel against it.  It’s just something that works.

So why is it that when walking in the mall, school hallway, or pretty much anywhere else we have such problems with the issue?  Who are these people trying to go against the grain?  What are these infidels trying to accomplish?

To relieve the world from all of this chaos, I am formally introducing you to the Right-Left Thoery.  It’s not just for the road anymore.  When walking, riding your bike, skateboarding, or moving in any fashion (other than dancing I guess), merge to the right side of your track, and allow oncoming traffic the left side, to promote a fast, well organized travel for yourself and those around you.  If you see the ‘terrorists’ walking on the wrong side, do what any good law obiding citizen would do, punch them in the face. Haha, I’m just kidding.  But do us all a favor and stay to the right (or left for Brits and Aussies, as stated earlier).

Good luck and happy travels.